"The Wedding"
The necessity for Dotsie & Jet to get MARRIED came about because I have two young children ... ages 5 and 8.

When Dotsie didn't get pregnant last year, Alyn figured out WHY.

"They're NOT MARRIED!" he announced.
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That's why she didn't get pregnant!"

Not wanting to miss an opportunity to brainwash my children (nor was I ready to have "the talk" just yet), I shouted, "OF COURSE!!   That's IT!   They have to be MARRIED!!"